Lots to get through today - starting with:

This week's theme is Freestyle Do check out the other entries over at Jenn's blog (clicky the banner)

Butterfly or crawl
Freedom to choose disciplines
Targeting medals

Improvised lyrics
Rapping, rhyming, beatboxing
Freestyle fellowship

Now for the Bernard Pivot Blogfest!
Fellow Crusader, Nicole Ducleroir at One Significant Moment at a Time has put this together to celebrate passing 500 followers, yay! – do check out all the other entries.
The questionnaire was originally created by Bernard Pivot, a French journalist, for the cultural series he hosted on French television from 1991-2001, called Bouillon de Culture. It has been used in numerous celebrity interviews too and, for us, it's chance to learn a little more about fellow bloggers.
This is me:
1 What is your favourite word?
Halcyon – I love the sound, the feel in the mouth and the meanings.
2 What is your least favourite word?
Fecund – for something productive and creative, I think it sounds rather rude.
3 What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
This answer could last for hours, so in a nutshell; being happy (which is my default state) support from loved ones and fellow writers, my home, English weather, dry Martini and, of course, the beloved MrB.
4 What turns you off?
In general life, mean-heartedness.
In writing, being insulted as a reader when an author explains something to death in case you didn't get it the first time....sigh...
5 What is your favourite curse word?
Bollocks! Satisfying to say and almost quaint compared to today's profanities.
6 What sound or noise do you love?
Cliché but gentle rain falling.
7 What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything that goes on too long really – children crying, people shouting....
8 What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Cheese taster. Yup!
9 What profession would you not like to do?
I'm awfully squeamish so anything medical is a no-no.
10 If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Welcome Margo! I'm a huge fan and have read all of your work. Here, I've mixed you a Dry Martini.
Have a wonderful Wednesday x
LOL! Love your answers!!!professional cheese taster! Sign me up!!!
ReplyDeleteThe synchronized swimming is a treat to watch!!
ReplyDeleteI so love your haiku, Excellent as always.
ReplyDeleteGreat answers to the blogfest, too. I also love cheese and my fav curse word is the same :O)
Nice haikus, it's so much fun seeing which subjects people pick for freestyle.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day,
Jade
Cool haikus! And I love your favourite and least favourite words! *LOL* Bollocks! Such an English swear word!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Great answers! I'd like to be a cheese taster too.
ReplyDeleteBernard Pivot Blogfest
Ha! Come to France, where we have lots of cheese! (also where I live) Hi! fellow crusader and blogfester!
ReplyDeleteWow you even plan to have a mixed martini?? I'm definitely liking your version of the pearly gates!
ReplyDeletebeautiful haikus, thats what is true freedom.
ReplyDeletei just loved your dream greetings from God. :)
trisha
http://mydomainpvt.wordpress.com/2011/02/14/free-soul-14th-feb-2011/
ooh! Halcyon FTW!
ReplyDeleteAnd who wouldn't want to be a cheese taster?!
# 10 AWESOME! Cheese taster? YES!! I love cheese too. Your Haiku's were great.
ReplyDeleteI love 'bollocks'! Going to start using that today. I like my martini's dirty, but I'll bet God will mix ours any way we want!
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing along!!
yup- right there with you and children crying!
ReplyDeleteGreat answers!
I love the sound of falling rain, too. I need to borrow some of your restraint when it comes to cursing. Maybe I'll take yours for a spin sometime.
ReplyDeleteLove the answers!
Like the haikus--my daughter did synchro last year and I enjoyed it, even if it's a little odd. CHEESE TASTER! HA! You win!
ReplyDeleteMmmm...cheese taster. Love it! :-)
ReplyDeleteYay for the dry martini!!! Bollocks is a fab swear word!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your action packed haikus!! Take care
x
Hello fellow Crusader! Loved all your answers. I laughed at bollocks. It is a regular in the Irish vocabulary too. Isn't God the perfect host. Slainte!
ReplyDeleteLove your answers. I'm with you about the annoying sounds. Nothing frustrates me more than a baby that wont stop crying. And I love the rain.
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed at people who do haiku. Some great poems there.
To be able to do what those swimmers do is talent.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog. I popped on over to read your answers and I see you're a blogfest addict too (we're kindred spirits).
ReplyDeleteGood answers.
New follower. Nice to meet you :)
Cheese tester! Wonder if wine is involved?
ReplyDelete"HALCYON"
ReplyDeleteYup! I love that one too, for the same reasons you mentioned. Excellent choice!
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
Great answers, Margo. I have a Cajun friend who curses with "Wanker." You have never heard that word until you have it spoken by an acutal Cajun!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Bollocks. I love that word!
ReplyDeleteI also love "Bullocks." The term, not testes. I also loved Harrison Ford's answer to the last one: "You're taller in person."
ReplyDeleteGreat answers! Bollocks is a good one and I'd love to be a cheese taster, too! #10 was my favorite...:)
ReplyDeleteGreat answers :D I'm with you on cheese, boll**** and halcyon!
ReplyDeleteHey Margot, loved your answers. The trouble with halcyon is i'm not sure of the correct proununciation. Also when you say 'bollocks' that's a dead giveaway for you UK-ness. Bit like an Aussie saying 'bloody' or 'bugger'.
ReplyDeleteLater, Witchy Woman!
Denise:)
Loved the answers and the Haiku...now Bollocks, you know I never heard of that except when linked to the actress Sandra. LOL
ReplyDeleteNancy
N. R. Williams, fantasy author
cheese taster has to be my favorite answer for this question. Yum!
ReplyDeleteMmmm...I'll have a martini AND cheese, please. :)
ReplyDeleteHi Margo,
ReplyDeleteI loved your answers. Thanks for dropping by mine to welcome Angelina Rain!
Nice one! Love the picture too - funnily enough, I was a synchronized swimmer in my youth. Good times :)
ReplyDeleteYour answers are my favorite so far! Halcyon (did you know the greek myth behind this word) and I agree with you on fecund too. sounds like it should mean the opposite.
ReplyDeletemean-heartedness - I agree with that one too. Even if its not directed at me
Bollocks - that shall forthwith become my new dirty word! Love it!
and your heaven answer - perfect!
I loved the haikus too, esp. the second one
ReplyDeleteCheese taster sounds really good...or ice cream taster, maybe?
ReplyDeleteHalcyon is a great word and anything to do with nature lulls me. Thought I had left a comment earlier, but apparently I didn't. I'm crusading too!
ReplyDeleteI wish bollocks was my curse word. It's ever so much cooler than mine!
ReplyDeleteoh, I like cheese! I wish there were more ways to use halcyon in conversation... lovely word.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Corinne
Is Bollocks anything like Bugger? :) Loved your answers!
ReplyDeleteMargo - I saw your post about seeking out the essay about Mondegreen. The Harper's website is the only place I ever found it, and that costs a subscription. I have it on PDF. Email me and I will send it to you. I bet you'll love it.
ReplyDeleteCorinne (oflynn-at-gmail-dot-com)
Cheese taster! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteHaha, love your answer to #10!
ReplyDeleteLove the cheese taster job! Great answers. :)
ReplyDeleteHi, Margo,
ReplyDeleteLove your #10.... I cracked up.
Michael
Fecund is indeed a very very foul word indeed.
ReplyDeleteGreat haiku! :)
Bollocks is a brilliant curse word! lol
ReplyDeleteHi from a fellow crusader
Lyn
W.I.P. It: A Writer's Journey
I LOVE Bollocks! I also find myself saying Bugger on a regular basis too. Which is a little strange, because here in the States no one says Bollocks and Bugger. *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteI didn't know cheese taster was a job. I need that job!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing your answers.